In an unfortunate series of accidents, ex-vice-presidential Candidate Sarah Palin was eaten by a moose last Saturday. The Governer Palin was taking a bath in melted Swiss Cheese, which she claimed 'makes my complexion so silky, you betcha!' when her bathroom wall collapsed from the impact of an enraged and cheese-starved moose.
The moose in question seemed sheepish when interviewed and claimed it was 'all a huge misunderstanding'. Mooses are common in Alaska and normally eat moss, but biologists and ethologists on the case are perplexed by what noted boffin Richard Dawkins has called a 'sudden predilection for cheese and stupidity'.
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